It isn't until I find myself in a position where I have to really dig deep into a program that I sometimes find I actually know nothing about it. Consider publishing with Cafe Press. One must not only convert a Word file to PDF (typically an easy venture), but also embed the proper fonts, create the proper size, etc. etc.
Man, it's a pain.
But I'm determined to proceed with exposing all my true inner talents (?) with the world. I've already created an online outlet for my musical expression, albeit covert. Now to fill the "need to publish a novel" void, which shall be blatantly me, lol.